February 2012
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December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
6 posts
Dear Felix (BETA):
Dear Felix, I have a big crush on this guy who works at the research archive where I have been spending lots of time working on a paper. He’s been my point person there, assembling my materials, scheduling my time, etc. and he’s also really really cute and tall and calm and has pretty blue eyes. I have 3 more sessions there before my presentation. What should I do?? Ask him to hang...
Do you have a problem only the internet can solve?... →
In an attempt to blog again, I wrote something on my other page about Fun Fun Fun Fest, Danzig, and the time Ryan Gosling touched my shoulder. Give it a read.
September 2011
3 posts
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i wrote a thing on another site that people... →
June 2011
2 posts
#bridesmaids2
me: fuck i just dumped chicken ceasar salad all over the floor
one second
feliks: #timesyouwishyouhadadog
me: OH BUT
my boss' dog is here
feliks: call it over@!
me: shes eating it
licking the lettuce
January 2011
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November 2010
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Girls shred, too. →
October 2010
4 posts
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
26 posts
If I Was A Cartoon Squirrel
michaelianblack:
If I was a cartoon squirrel there are certain things I would want everybody to understand. First of all, don’t fuck with me. Just because I am a cartoon squirrel does not mean you can fuck with me.
Second of all, back the fuck up. Don’t get in my grill and be all, “Look how cute!” Do I do that to you, motherfucker?
Third, suck my cartoon squirrel dick.
Those are pretty much...
kathbarbadoro:
globochem:
CRAMMER AND GOURGIE BOY
i’m just gonna upload this shit because tumblr is boring with no posts; no one is seeing these anyway
OK it is settled, I have to watch this.
Seinfeld is probably the best sitcom of all time. Could it also be the best porno of all time???
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MadMen ladies love funny men—not mad ones.
I realize this is probably old news by now, but I found the first link somewhat shocking—until i noticed the trend, that is.
January Jones is apparently dating Jason Sudeikis.
Elizabeth Moss married Fred Armisen.
Christina Hendricks married Geoffrey Arend (aka the stoner from Super Troopers, and seal boy from Bubble Boy).
Rethinking life plan.
Step 1: get funny.
Step 2: get marginally...
Why do Texans hate ice cream alongside their pie?
They don't want to be Alamo'd anymore.
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