#bridesmaids2

me: fuck i just dumped chicken ceasar salad all over the floor
one second
feliks: #timesyouwishyouhadadog
me: OH BUT
my boss' dog is here
feliks: call it over@!
me: shes eating it
licking the lettuce
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