If I Was A Cartoon Squirrel

michaelianblack:

If I was a cartoon squirrel there are certain things I would want everybody to understand. First of all, don’t fuck with me. Just because I am a cartoon squirrel does not mean you can fuck with me.

Second of all, back the fuck up. Don’t get in my grill and be all, “Look how cute!” Do I do that to you, motherfucker?

Third, suck my cartoon squirrel dick.

Those are pretty much the only things I would want everybody to understand if I was a cartoon squirrel.

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    it’s even better if...yourself in Michael Ian Black’s voice.
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    still can’t deal...Michael Ian Black being on tumblr. Toooo funny.
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